hopefully-happy:

but-the-universe-doesnt-agree:

nutmuffin00:

Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.

oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.

nightmare-kisser:

50shadesofmattcohen:

kingtomcat:

shuraiya:

nikofag:

ohsummerrain:

no one loves lag like these two.

this gif is just so precious

NEW LIFE GOAL: DO THIS

oh my god that’s actually hilariosuhdjfjk

STILL MY FAVORITE PANEL VIDEO OF ALL TIME

i love how Jared is like I CAN’T I’M SO DONE

spectre-blasto:

When you put on a rlly cute outfit and your mom doesn’t like it

fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

How can anyone seriously root for Dr Lecter? He is manipulative cruel jerk who claims that Will Graham is his friend while pushing the guy over the edge. It would be better if he just ate his liver, really. Well, I liked Lecter in the Silence of the Lambs, maybe it was so because he didn’t have much screen time. But too much of Dr Lecter is too much. Moreover I can’t see his motives clearly: he lets a nosy annoying journalist live but cruelly kills his “old friend” from medical school.
And by the way, Mikkelsen is undoubtedly good but Anthony Hopkins is so much better.

derpmccoy:

vulcanswag:

derpmccoy:

current emotion:

with a little bit of

and a little bit of

princess-of-always:

masasexual:

marciewantsthev:

masasexual:

Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you.  ”May I have this dance?” they ask.  You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.

Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.

So I only get one favorite character?

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

thedannyeffect:

Q: What was your favourite "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a..." 
fill in the blank sort of line?

KU: My favouite one is uhhh 
"Dammit, I'm a doctor not an escalator!" 
I think that's my favourite.